This is what happens when you go out on a second date with someone who annoyed you on the first one because you watched an Oprah episode that talked about forgiveness and second chances, break your diet so that you can eat and drink with them, just to have something to do, bring them back to your place because you're lonely, where they then reveal that they are dating someone else who is "in a little better shape" than you, then show you a video of them fucking a guy they met that morning at the gym AS they are trying to pop zits on your back and arm because they think that's cute, getting on top of them because you had tequila and that causes you to not give a fuck about anything, kiss them until their phone goes off with a Grindr, a Scruff AND a tinder notification, get off so they can get their phone, watch them spend the rest of the night replying to guys on the apps as they sporadically show you them so that you can provide your opinion on whether or not said guys are cute, get disgusted at the sight of their face, go to the bathroom to tear up, look in your dirty ass mirror and think your hair is kinda cute thanks to a new product you're using, decide to make a thirst trap video while sucking in your stomach to hide the fact you deep throated 6 slices of pizzas bareback, darken the video settings because now you're self conscious about your body acne, start the thorterizarion and ratchocity up at max levels and then see your very first rat inside your new apartment. Learn from my mistakes people. FUCKING LEARN!!! LOVE, PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE!!!